Reprinted by permission from www.jrobertking.com
Given that I am not a digital native, or even an early adopter, or even a non-NeoLuddite, some of my friends ask me why I tweet.
To answer that question, I first need to answer a few built-in objections:
Objection 1: Isn’t Twitter just a bunch of people telling other people about the baloney sandwich they are eating?
Answer 1: Twitter is sometimes a bunch of people telling other people about the baloney sandwich they are eating. At other times, Twitter is a South African writer phenom telling about the murder of her charr lady’s daughter and inspiring a global network of friends (including me) to help pay for the funeral.
Objection 2: You can’t say anything worthwhile in 140 characters.
Answer 2: Ever hear of haiku? Ever hear of veni, vidi, vici? Ever hear “that we here highly resolve…that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.” Those all could have been tweets. In fact, the best writers can say what they want to in very few words. Consider Hemingway’s six-word novel: “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.”
Objection 3: Isn’t Twitter all about misspelling things and using crippled English?
Answer 3: No.
But enough of answering objections. Let me tell you why I tweet:
Reason 1: My boss made me. I work for a company that develops texts that teach writing and communication in schools and businesses. My boss, who is younger than I and more visionary, said, “This is the way people are writing and communicating now. You have to figure it out.” He was right, and I have.
Reason 2: My editors said I had to. The amazing Marc Gascoigne and Lee Harris and Phil Athans all basically said that if I didn’t begin engaging in social media, I couldn’t hope to stay relevant. They were, of course, right, and I have engaged.
Reason 3: It works. I am not an early adopter. I’m a person who insists that new technology be cheap, powerful, and intuitive before I will jump in. Twitter–filtered through Hootsuite–is all those things for me.
Reason 4: It’s the party I’ve always wanted to attend. Since I learned of the Algonquin Round Table–where luminaries such as Dorothy Parker and James Thurber and Alex Woolcott and Harpo Marx met and quipped and drank–I have longed to be invited to such a meeting of the minds. In fact, after reading about the Inklings–the author’s group formed by J.R.R. Tolkien and C.S. Lewis and their Oxford croneys–I established my own group of writers–the Alliterates. Google us. There are dozens of Alliterates scattered across the U.S., meeting once a month to share a few beers and many stories about our lives with writing.
And Twitter is the next evolution of that model. I’m already connected to some of the coolest writers on the planet, from the U.S., Canada, the U.K., France, South Africa, and Australia. And every day, I follow new minds. and they follow me. And I am in conversation with some of the greatest new talents rising up the ranks as I did twenty years ago.
That’s why I tweet. It’s the Algonquin Round Table and the Inklings and the Alliterates all digitized. I can listen to other brilliant minds, can cheer their successes, can commiserate their challenges, can aid them in time of great need–and can show them pictures of me as Juliet on stage.
Yeah, Twitter is talking about baloney sandwiches. But it’s also talking about life, the universe, and everything. It’s about friendship with some of the coolest people on the planet.
And, follow me on Twitter @jrobertking.com.
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Aw, heck, there are too many great people to follow. Just start tweeting and join my party and throw a party of your own.
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